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He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.


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Exceptionally Fantastical and Hypothetical Fancasts


  • Agnes Nitt - Dascha Polanco
  • Granny Weatherwax - Hellen Mirren
  • Nanny Ogg - Pam Ferris
The Truth
  • William de Worde - Richard Ayoade
  • Sacharissa Cripslock - Christine Adams
  • Otto Chriek - Alan Cumming
Feet of Clay
  • Cheery Littlebottom - Holliday Grainger
  • Angua - Andreja Pejic
  • Sam Vimes - Rupert Graves
Going Postal
  • Moist von Lipwig - Jeremy Brett circa 1964
  • Adora Belle Dearheart - Lucy Liu
  • Lord Vetinari - Stephen Briggs

Graves for Vimes ALWAYS but I love lots of these - especially Pam Ferris and all three for The Truth!

Most people suggest Miriam Margoyles as Nanny, but idk, I like Pam Ferris better. The The Truth group was built around Christine Adams, who is just about the most fantastic kind of statuesque you want for Sacharissa :)

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